{"product_id":"the-apex-markhor-fsc-001","title":"The Apex Markhor: FSC-001","description":"\u003cp\u003eSmall objects for people with strong opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA heavy chunk of zinc alloy shaped like \u003cstrong\u003ethe only animal on earth that looks at a 90-degree cliff face and sees a staircase.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetter track record than four Rafales, a Su-30, a MiG-29, a Mirage 2000, and one very expensive Heron UAV.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid zinc alloy construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium hard-enamel fill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3M VHB tape backing. No pin post, no metal clutch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrafted in Los Angeles. Forged in the People's Republic of China.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips in 48 hours. Free shipping over $40.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTwo sizes, two finishes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall \/ Heirloom Gold.\u003c\/strong\u003e 33.3 x 50.8 mm. ~0.7 oz. Antique brass, hand-polished. For laptops, journals, dashboards, and the hard case of whatever you bring to your cousin's wedding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge \/ Midnight Karakoram.\u003c\/strong\u003e 76.2 x 49.9 mm. ~1.5 oz. Matte onyx, stealth finish. Built for trunk lids, tailgates, and the helmet of someone with strong opinions about cricket. \u003cstrong\u003eVisible from a satellite. Deniable in a deposition.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProvenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrafted in Los Angeles. Forged in the People's Republic of China. \u003cstrong\u003eCo-creator of the JF-17 Thunder\u003c\/strong\u003e, the fighter that handed the IAF a 6-0 last spring. \u003cstrong\u003eResented, predictably, in Delhi.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMarkhor means snake-eater. The snakes lost. The shapes at the base of the emblem are not decoration. They are the consequence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eInstallation\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean the surface with isopropyl alcohol. Not water. Not chai.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeel the 3M backing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePress firmly for thirty seconds. The full thirty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't touch it for 24 hours. This is physics, not a suggestion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRestraint is a virtue we have and our neighbors don't.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fantastic Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Heirloom Gold","offer_id":48822457794779,"sku":"FSC-001-S-GOLD","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Midnight Karakoram","offer_id":48822457827547,"sku":"FSC-001-S-BLACK","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Heirloom Gold","offer_id":48822457860315,"sku":"FSC-001-L-GOLD","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Midnight Karakoram","offer_id":48822457893083,"sku":"FSC-001-L-BLACK","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/7488\/3547\/files\/fsc-card-gold-sage_c7d68ee6-13fd-40f9-aa98-558e92d2e6b5.png?v=1780161852","url":"https:\/\/fantasticsupplyco.com\/products\/the-apex-markhor-fsc-001","provider":"Fantastic Supply Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}